By lollymay13 - 11/10/2011 15:22 - Ireland

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x

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asnakelovinbabe 16

This is awesome! I had an escapee loose for 3 months once, he turned up IN the bottom of my dishwasher! I got a nice surprise when I was taking dishes out of it.... He must have been going into there to drink after it would shut off. Snakes are excellent escape artists and if you forget to close a cage or snap the locks, they will find out, EVERY TIME!

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anthonydude 9

And I thought St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland.

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FYLDeep 25

This is why I keep my snake safely tucked away in my pants.

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writergirl23 19

Presumably you're not afraid of snakes if you own one ...

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Simbawow 7

i liked this on FB and my grandparents thought that it was my status... They called to see if my snake was ok

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