Miscellaneous: Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The...

By Mush - 27/08/2015 16:42 - France - Montpellier

Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML

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TordNorski 30

Friday 28 August 2015 7:38

Nicely written FML.

djdeadly 14

Friday 28 August 2015 7:31

Did you call it your squishy

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myan 3

Friday 28 August 2015 9:13

That's a shocking turn of events...

Bryce8 11

Friday 28 August 2015 9:14

Ouch that sucks, but hopefully you can enjoy the rest of your vacation!

Matttis 7

Friday 28 August 2015 9:28

Stop discriminating against jellyfish! >:C But no seriously, that blows...

asdadfhowrh 23

Friday 28 August 2015 10:44

Oh dear! maybe next vacation might be better...I hope you have a speedy recovery.Good Luck

xcllla_ 27

Friday 28 August 2015 10:58

Sounds like fun

worldclassrager 39

Friday 28 August 2015 12:19

I think it's olive oil that helps jellyfish stings...but an allergic reaction I have never heard

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 28 August 2015 16:06

Anyway you see it is an unforgettable experience, right?

sunny354wi 8

Friday 28 August 2015 16:56

The end.

ke17189 21

Friday 28 August 2015 19:47

Were there not any signs that said Jellyfish?

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 28 August 2015 21:04

You skipped step 5: having someone piss on the sting.

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