By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
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turkturkington 13

She finally sent you over the edge, did she?

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wolfgold2 20

Sounds like something from a cartoon.

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jrock9093 18

That must of killed the argument, looks like she won

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Shaved_Llamas 11

Plot twist: His wife actually pushed him and used his phone to submit this FML.

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Snowkeys 11

Damn you M. Night Shyamalan and your ridiculous twists!

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Trisha_aus 15

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong

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ninety 25

I just don't understand how not having a balcony due to it replaced slipped your mind, especially when you're about to walk out onto it, even angry.

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Treveyon56 14

Lots of people don't think when pissed off.

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Brayson 12

If OP went out onto the balcony a lot it becomes second nature to be out there, and since he was pissed he didn't think and just did what he would do naturally. makes sense as to why it happened. sucks that it happened though, sorry OP.:-

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Cribgush 5

Maybe he's really used to having a balcony, I dunno, just a thought.

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VeylonaBloodsea 6

I laughed way too hard.

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Larry01_fml 19

lets hope she still showed up at your side

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Cindy_Smiles 12

did you look down then fall like in the cartoons?

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mameburgess 7

so she won then? glad u r ok but karma is a b****.

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jeffwolff96 6

Did you flap your arms and try to fly??

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5sonic 22

Oh no! Please comment back and us tell if you're ok! Omg how far did you fall?

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Poetaster 10

Jerkus maximus....

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