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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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It's all deregulation's fault

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

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By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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Drama!

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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Stealth

By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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Emergency!

By Rebecca - 28/05/2021 20:01

Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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On the move

By c-Ouch - 07/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML

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HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 16:00

Today, I stayed home from work because I'd had diarrhea for 24 hours and my gut felt horrible. I decided to at least enjoy some sun on my back porch in my swing chair. I stepped on an old board and my leg fell through to the knee, I couldn't move, and I was home alone. My neighbor cut the board that got me out. FML

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turkturkington 13

Monday 19 August 2013 2:03

She finally sent you over the edge, did she?

wolfgold2 20

Monday 19 August 2013 2:03

Sounds like something from a cartoon.

Comments

BauerMegan 31

Monday 19 August 2013 5:56

Which floor do you live on!? I hope to god you live in a small house and not an apartment building.

JibbaJabber 1

Monday 19 August 2013 6:32

Maybe next time you should remember that your own balcony is gone.

WellImScrewed124 6

Monday 19 August 2013 7:26

Ouch, I feel sorry for you

How_you_doin 10

Monday 19 August 2013 7:39

Happy wife, happy life OP! And don't ever forget it or you may suddenly "fall" off another balcony

Krystal3408 32

Monday 19 August 2013 8:30

You kind of pretty much deserved that one. Who forgets that their balcony is not there?

Risho96 10

Monday 19 August 2013 9:10

Why would the balcony need replacing..?

redbluegreen 40

Monday 19 August 2013 11:47

Termite damage or rotten wood is a possibility.

BeLikMike23 4

Monday 19 August 2013 9:12

Haven't you heard that the secret to a good marriage is to never go to (hospital) bed angry?

termin8tor786 10

Monday 19 August 2013 9:17

Hahhahahaha dumbass!!!!

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 19 August 2013 9:22

Well, at least you're alive. Sucks it happened. Other than Wile E Coyote, it reminds me of Home Alone 2 when Marv gets through the double doors and falls to the basement.