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By FMyThroat - 18/01/2013 00:39 - Peru - Lima

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML

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By hiccups - 13/01/2013 06:15 - United States - Canton

Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML

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By Blanche Dubois - 26/02/2017 11:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, after finally breaking my addiction to sleeping pills, right as I was drifting off to sleep at my first decent drug-free time in over 4 years... I got the hiccups. FML

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By pregz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML

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By Atletic - 30/11/2012 07:30 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML

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A slight hiccup

By maddie - 14/03/2021 21:30

Today, I got the hiccups at work no fewer than ten times in a row. I'm a cashier and not allowed to leave to go get water. Not only that, but I was called into the office to discuss my “drinking problem.” I don’t drink. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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Make it stop

By hiccup - 28/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, as always, I get the hiccups ten times a day, sometimes more. They are very painful, and the only thing that makes them go away is water. The doctors have found no apparent cause. I hate my body. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2011 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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lmz1986 10

Friday 18 January 2013 3:42

I'm not sure if OP's username would actually help the situation, but whatever works.

HelloSirs 14

Friday 18 January 2013 3:51

You are forgetting the first rule.

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OrangeKnife 10

Friday 18 January 2013 3:51

Maybe scare yourself? Like move your steering wheel like your about to crash, then stop, and go back to driving safely.

ksks1234 33

Friday 18 January 2013 3:58

Sleeping while driving should scare op enough.

j_cat187 19

Friday 18 January 2013 4:00

Drink a bottle of nightquil, not for the hiccups though. Just get really high for no particular reason.

whostolemylama 12

Friday 18 January 2013 4:28

You sir, have made my day.

vbmg152 18

Friday 18 January 2013 4:03

I know the feeling, it's happened to me many times! It's always those deep hiccups that actually hurt, too! They're not easy to get rid of so, water won't do it!

happle 21

Friday 18 January 2013 4:07

I always get hiccups that feel like they're realigning my ribcage. Hiccups are a nightmare.

qirde_15 5

Friday 18 January 2013 4:07

u sure it's real or just a dream? cos sometimes i experience dream that feels real

victus 14

Friday 18 January 2013 4:17

and it was all just a dream...

lilbit91011 6

Friday 18 January 2013 4:25

It is your diaphragm that causes hiccups, not your throat. So f-ing your throat will probably have no effect on the hiccups.

PartyChick55 13

Friday 18 January 2013 5:13

Whenever I get the hiccups, I always get them with heartburn. I just drink a glass of milk and that seems to help. Maybe that could work OP.

Angelrose2004 17

Friday 18 January 2013 5:17

Actually drinking water does help if you drink from the opposite side of the glass (put mouth on farthest side from you and bend over). My 90 year old client taught me that. Works like a charm!