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By pregz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 768

You deserved it 2 689

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 535

You deserved it 232

By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 504

You deserved it 4 253

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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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You deserved it 5 287

By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 637

You deserved it 43 517

By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 930

You deserved it 4 225

Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 556

You deserved it 262

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 894

You deserved it 4 115

By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 909

You deserved it 3 542

By burntloyalty - 26/03/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 215

You deserved it 3 227

mazbry 9

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:22

Sorry to hear that. I hope everyone understood and was nice about it

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:24

least you didnt poop

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mazbry 9

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:22

Sorry to hear that. I hope everyone understood and was nice about it

adrian1910 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 9:24

Not the janitor

swanheart 35

Saturday 28 February 2015 10:24

I'm sure they were. Kids are renowned for being sympathetic and understanding!

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:18

With her username, she may well be in college. I'd hope they'd be sympathetic by that age.

swanheart 35

Saturday 28 February 2015 13:03

That's true! For some reason I had it in my head she was the teacher. I never thought about her being the student

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 28 February 2015 13:29

On the contrary #32, at college age they are probably worse.

feven 32

Saturday 28 February 2015 14:11

#34 I would hope not.

HeyItsCamilo 17

Monday 2 March 2015 4:55

#34wow,ur username totally describes your statement

JefferyLillie 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:22

that's some bad hiccups.

IAmzephyr 22

Saturday 28 February 2015 17:17

yeah lol, hopefully they at least went away afterward as sort of a silver lining.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Saturday 28 February 2015 21:17

***badass

SamBeast 18

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:22

woah o.O lol

RAH94 17

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:23

That's unlucky

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:24

least you didnt poop

tipsy2013 24

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:26

That must've blown..chunks.

rae_2000 5

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:28

How does that even happen :

spookyboy 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:30

And people say hiccups are harmless, HA!

Knastyy 8

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:30

That's my worst fear.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:31

their goes your reputation

tipsy2013 24

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:34

there*

ana_lee_bonde 17

Saturday 28 February 2015 19:23

Grammar nazis are hating on you're post. Maybe their just unhappy.

clairesucks 37

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:32

*they're

tipsy2013 24

Sunday 1 March 2015 8:11

your*

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Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

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Today, I recently moved to a new place. People around me here have been ignoring me from day one. It feels awkward and embarrassing to not get response when i talk to them. I'm an extrovert but still I can't cope up with this behavior. It's like they are observing my moves, and it's kind of creepy too. FML

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Today, I was talking to my manager about a movie. She asked what main actors were in it, but the only one I could remember was Forest Whitaker. I told her then immediately blurted out "You know, the one with the freaky lazy eye." My manager has a lazy eye. FML

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Today, I was at my uncle’s farm and his pig had piglets. They looked super adorable, so I picked one up. The poor thing started shrieking bloody murder. Mama pig wasn’t too happy. I have the stitches to prove it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 297

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Today, I learned that when an Australian guy starts working in your office and says, “Nice thongs”, he isn’t talking about your underwear, he means the bright sunflower sandals on your feet. I may have overreacted at what I thought was blatant sexual harassment, and am now on unpaid suspension. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 1 730

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 126

You deserved it 49 653

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 603

You deserved it 4 678

Whta? How? Why?

Same thing different taste

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Wardrobe change please

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