Miscellaneous: Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:34 - United States - Erie

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 06:00

Today, I was eating at my aunt's place with all my cousins and the salad had little green and alive bugs. I didn't want to cause attention, so I tried to pick some off and just kept eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By jaya - 03/05/2022 12:00

Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML

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By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:32

id own that restaurant by the time we got out of court. that's DISGUSTING and i hope you filed a complaint with the local health department

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:38

Think about it this way: you faced one of the worst scenarios possible, and lived through it. Don't give up just yet. I'm sure if you tried again, you'd have a much better experience, and be well on your way to conquering your phobia.

Comments

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:38

It was McDonald's, wasn't it?

Kng21 0

Wednesday 7 November 2012 3:17

McDonalds has salad?! Haha

OhAidan 7

Wednesday 7 November 2012 4:27

65 - Yeah, they do.

dewdotcom 1

Wednesday 7 November 2012 10:32

Nah, even bugs wont touch that crap.

olpally 32

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:39

Yummy! Lol... Nah that's pretty nasty... File a complaint. That's completely unsanitary.

trellz17 19

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:41

Try again in 10 more years. Sorry OP!

mykelinva 4

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:41

I hate going to the gym but do you think I stopped going just cause I get sore? Oh wait, I did. Sorry OP, I have nothing for you. Head back to camp.

UltimateGIRness 16

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:42

Sorry op. I found a bug in my salad once,I almost puked

Ridney 1

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:42

Could be worse. A restaurant down the street from where I used to live once served a woman a sliver of a chef's thumb (he had sliced it while chopping vegetables) in her salad.

botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 7 November 2012 5:23

That's the most disgusting thing I've heard all day.

strayaway 12

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:43

I sympathize with you deeply cause i myself is germaphobic and emetophobic

justjazzmyn 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:43

That really is disgusting, if you tell the manager they'll usually give you a new dish & they won't charge you. Not that it makes your fear any better, but it would give you your money back.