Miscellaneous: Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:34 - United States - Erie

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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Social anxiety

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 06:00

Today, I was eating at my aunt's place with all my cousins and the salad had little green and alive bugs. I didn't want to cause attention, so I tried to pick some off and just kept eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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Agoraphobic

By jaya - 03/05/2022 12:00

Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML

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By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:32

id own that restaurant by the time we got out of court. that's DISGUSTING and i hope you filed a complaint with the local health department

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:38

Think about it this way: you faced one of the worst scenarios possible, and lived through it. Don't give up just yet. I'm sure if you tried again, you'd have a much better experience, and be well on your way to conquering your phobia.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:53

I found a dead spider AND eggshells in my scrambled eggs once while eating at a restaurant.

twinkiefeets 17

Wednesday 7 November 2012 2:34

Oh god. I'll never eat again.

Nitr0_fml 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:56

Oh the irony... Need to chill out! Besides dipped in chocolate I'm sure you would have loved it.

CuriousAlien 7

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:06

This reminds me of Mean Girls 2. What you should do is dump the food, leave a note that says TIP in big letters. Then write something like "Next time, have better service." or "Next time don't kill the bug in the food."

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 7 November 2012 2:12

Mean Girls is the shit. Mean Girls 2 is just shit.

fudgeimout 2

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:10

At least it was a dead bug and not live maggots . Lucky you

conholio33 28

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:11

That is gross .... I hope you complained

sweetmama88 6

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:20

That's pretty disgusting.

thatssocolleen 2

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:20

What a nice welcome back into going out. But seriously that sucks

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:25

One way to get over an irrational fear of "germs" is to replace it by a rational fear of insects. You can cure "social anxiety" but realizing that dead mice are everywhere.