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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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Shartie 16

Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?

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AlwaysWatching 27

Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.

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Dynamite73 25

Why are people vegetarian? What purpose does it serve?

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Cavsfodawin 21

Well are you christian? It may seem unrelated, but if you are christian then you believe every thing was put on Earth for a reason. Animals were put here for us to eat. Also vegetarians/vegans (this is a proven fact btw) miss many nutrients to their brain, and are more likely to get dementia.

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HopeisaPanda 12

My friend wants to go vegan but it was too hard to do all at once. So she started off with being a vegetarian. I would never do that I'm not interested in becoming vegan but that's such a jerk move, and I'm assuming you dumped someone that would disrespect you just because it's funny.

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ShockingEmber 7

that's messed up! why would someone do that?!?

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Dusclops2002 9

That's kinda a dick move, some people really care about not eating meat.

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fookmyleaf 13

funny part is she has been actually liking food the past 2 years ?

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Hempseed 26

Play this ******** at his own game. Cook an Impossible or Beyond Burger, put it on a vegan, gluten free bun with some vegan cheese on it and tell him it's a standard cheeseburger. Maybe throw in some veggie bacon for good measure.

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