Love: Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that...

By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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Man meat

By Anonymous - 13/01/2022 14:01

Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML

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By itsellie27 - 30/08/2013 14:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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Ingredients check

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 14:00

Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML

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By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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By Z…… - 08/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML

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Shartie 16

Saturday 21 June 2014 15:51

Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?

AlwaysWatching 27

Saturday 21 June 2014 15:54

Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.

Comments

AniNinja 6

Wednesday 25 June 2014 23:01

That is some seriously messed up stuff you should get him back or break up with him and find someone better up to you

RadicalRenay 4

Friday 27 June 2014 15:53

I respect the fact that you are a vegetarian but how the hell do you not know when there is meat in your food?!

polobeastjkc 5

Friday 27 June 2014 18:29

So does he not get bjs

Berto186 11

Sunday 29 June 2014 21:36

Damn that sucks I know you must of felt like beating his ass lol

darkfireflame 15

Wednesday 2 July 2014 0:23

Well, if you want to get technical you're not willfully or knowingly eating meat so you're still a vegetarian.

r1chard85 3

Friday 4 July 2014 7:12

how do you "secretely" give meat, was it invisible?

The_Waffletime 1

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:25

Dump him

polarbearpiss 15

Sunday 24 August 2014 17:22

vegetarians or whatever are stupid id love to see then live in the country back then with there whole i dont eat meat shit like gtfo

oasis359 13

Tuesday 11 August 2015 20:50

he's right.. its kinda funny.

theinfiniteend 21

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:40

That's terrible! You should have a serious talk with him OP. Explain to him how this made you feel and that he should respect your choices. If he doesn't listen, you may want to consider breaking up. FYL