Money: Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By brokeandcardless - 13/01/2016 12:15 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By BellaBabii32 - 27/04/2021 02:01

Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 23:00

so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?

AK 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:40

Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?

Comments

crackberrie 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:44

i feel for u, and i don't mean to be an ass, but why didn't u just put ur wallet away before leaving the store?

softballplaya822 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:49

haha my friend just did this with her phone the other day... we just called the police and they went down and of it for her

dnotter 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:00

YDI for not having a strong grip on your wallet

theoceanscool 0

Friday 10 July 2009 8:10

Haha so? That's so stupid. What if his hands were slippery?

shewasalmost18 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:08

FYL..now you won't be able to use the dollar bills you have stashed for the strip club

Nacirema20 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:20

ughhh... that bites!!! :-( FYL. :-(

kira822_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:36

Oh come on. Everyone has dropped some change, even a penny, and I'm sure you picked it up. Look at this economy. You NEED to pick it up. I'm sure he just didn't relise he'd drop his wallet to.

cough 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:43

BUTTER FINGERS

lakeylove 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:46

call someone to get it out like the police. for people who say it's nothing poo u bcuz her credit cards are in there drivers lisense and more! FYL!!!!