Money: Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:00

so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?

AK 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:40

Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?

Comments

crackberrie 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:44

i feel for u, and i don't mean to be an ass, but why didn't u just put ur wallet away before leaving the store?

softballplaya822 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:49

haha my friend just did this with her phone the other day... we just called the police and they went down and of it for her

dnotter 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:00

YDI for not having a strong grip on your wallet

theoceanscool 0

Friday 10 July 2009 8:10

Haha so? That's so stupid. What if his hands were slippery?

shewasalmost18 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:08

FYL..now you won't be able to use the dollar bills you have stashed for the strip club

Nacirema20 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:20

ughhh... that bites!!! :-( FYL. :-(

kira822_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:36

Oh come on. Everyone has dropped some change, even a penny, and I'm sure you picked it up. Look at this economy. You NEED to pick it up. I'm sure he just didn't relise he'd drop his wallet to.

cough 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:43

BUTTER FINGERS

lakeylove 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:46

call someone to get it out like the police. for people who say it's nothing poo u bcuz her credit cards are in there drivers lisense and more! FYL!!!!