Money: Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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You deserved it 11 275

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By brokeandcardless - 13/01/2016 12:15 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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Time to scramble

By BellaBabii32 - 27/04/2021 02:01

Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML

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Minus one Karma

By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:00

so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?

AK 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:40

Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?

Comments

rhythmbandit 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:24

"I had the change and my wallet in my hand." Sorry, I don't mean to be a grammar nazi, but OPs FML just read really awkwardly.

DamnDatFML 0

Friday 9 April 2010 12:47

grammer Nazi?? never heard of it. Well have a good day

slaggerr 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:24

I had something similar to that happen to me once. I was standing on the curb after getting off the metro, and I went to pull my phone out of my pocket. Well, as you can guess I lost my grip on my phone and down it went. Fortunately I was able to get it back. Hopefully you were too.

PityFool 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:35

They ALL float down here, Georgie!

AAAAHHHH12 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:50

Awww. :( I hope you get everything in your wallet replaced. But why didn't you have in your pocket after you left the register?!

missyedges1 5

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:00

your a jew!

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:17

My what is a jew?

puppyeyes56 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:04

LOL at 29!

yo_momma 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:44

You know, it IS bad karma to pick up money that you dropped. but... just sayin :)

perryscherry 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:28

U didnt tell us if u got the quarter back....

skullbuster 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:20

Well, based on the number of commenters here, nobody seems to really give a shit about quarter-diver and his lost wallet. I mean, damn, that douche whose sister wiped out their pirated music stash in iTunes has a 1500% greater interest. So I'd like to ask another question unrelated to this cheap **** (YDI BTW buddy)... On another thread where there was far more activity, somebody mentioned a concern about a risk that Hulk Hogan may shove mighty putty up his ass resulting in an outbreak of colon cancer (not sure if it is just him we are worried about or someone else). Anyone else hear about this?