Transportation: Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car....

By me - 19/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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omgshaylaaa 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:16

it should read more like: Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.

nicesprites 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 8:59

maybe look inside the car first. the kid probably pissed himself

Comments

vollyball921 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:16

20th? :D lol

PSQ91 6

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:17

FHL rather

mintcar 9

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:18

YDI for not paying attention. Poor little kid.

irokyoursox 6

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:20

poor kid

maybaybe 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:20

Aww poor kid :(

RosiePatosie 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:22

Why was he alone?

swimmerstud 7

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:26

his mom left him in the car probably because he didn't want to come with her.

grandpaearthling 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:12

she was trying to get rid of the kid and the dog. the the one freak that comes along can't get the door open. or maybe mom just doesn't care about child safety

swimmerstud 7

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:22

Ahhhhh Pedobear!

satomi_ishida 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:22

It doesn't say if someone is in the car with the kid or not, maybe laying back in the seat or something, but a parent or adult should never leave a child alone in the car. Because then scary people like OP will try to kidnap them. (And before people say anything, second line was a joke so calm down.)