By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I wonder if OP made a "tweet" about this too.

We get the same thing every spring, at least once. It's usually Robins, though we last time got a Dove. What sort of birds do you have?

Maybe come as a friend and bring a pinch of bird seeds each time? They might overcome their protective rage by sheer repetition of non-threatening behavior. For the interim, use an umbrella as a shield against air attacks

I remember there was something like this at my highschool. Some geese had set up nest on the roof of a building everyone walked by at some point during the day. A few kids decided to approach without using caution, were attacked by the geese, and I believe their arms were broken! Birds can be nasty ******* when it comes to protecting their nests,

dhaxor 9

Use the back door to go inside and grab a pellet gun :)

Put a hat and wrap your face and wear gloves and throw them out (sidewalk, year, etc)

Try feeding them. It will depend on the type of birds, but a lot will learn to associate with food and that you are not a threat and will stop attacking - even when nesting if you feed them