By You're NOT getting lucky today hun - 12/10/2012 09:27 - Australia - Melbourne

Spicy
Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML
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Same thing different taste

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feldco1 17

At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.

More like breakup punch. What a douche!

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Bludmagnus 13

As disgusting as it is for him to have asked... he has most likely been rewarded that way for his honesty in the past. Any woman who says they have not or at least not been tempted obviously was raised right, though.

I think a clean slap across the face then a prompt exit would do the job fine. No need to go for the jewels.

Fantasya_fml 6

aww, sorry OP. At leas you found out in time :)

flashback_fml 14

The way you put that was halarious