By You're NOT getting lucky today hun - 12/10/2012 09:27 - Australia - Melbourne
Same thing different taste
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Wrong way round
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How could you?
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What?
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I think a clean slap across the face then a prompt exit would do the job fine. No need to go for the jewels.
I hope you answered "Never."
Bite his dick off then leave
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At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.
More like breakup punch. What a douche!