Intimacy: Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he...

By You're NOT getting lucky today hun - 12/10/2012 09:27 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML

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By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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What?

By clueless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

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By Just an Exam - 14/12/2016 18:37 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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feldco1 17

Friday 12 October 2012 16:13

At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.

Voldy_fml 16

Friday 12 October 2012 16:14

More like breakup punch. What a douche!

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desireev 17

Friday 12 October 2012 16:37

Hhmmmm... Premeditated break-up sex? In DoucheBagLand, that is genius! But, in reality, that is terrible, OP! I really hope you kicked him in the gonads for that one! I hope you find yourself a much better man that'll treat you the right way. Good luck, OP! FYL, for sure.

olpally 32

Friday 12 October 2012 18:25

*thumbs up* for using the word "gonads" ha! :D and as for op, the username is amazing... Lol... He'll get lucky, with a punch to the face, I hope... :)

BossPathfinderGM 14

Friday 12 October 2012 16:38

Break up sex, if it ever happens at all, would only be understandable when life circumstances brought about going separate ways (example, one wants children, the other doesn't). Never as a result of betrayal.

annie_nk 22

Friday 12 October 2012 16:47

I've never understood the point of break up sex. But if it's mutual, like your example, it makes sense.

Averance 8

Friday 12 October 2012 17:43

I read this in Gandalf's voice because of your pic lol

The_Thinker 18

Friday 12 October 2012 16:39

Oh, he can have as much as he can take 'til he vomits from motion sickness! It'll involve a very dark room, handcuffs and an extremely sturdy wooden plunger. Oh, but keep the last part a secret. He'll be sure to go Shitty Shitty Bang Bang!

mara85 1

Friday 12 October 2012 16:40

boys will be boys

Pandacupcakelove 26

Friday 12 October 2012 16:47

I know I would find it hard not to punch him, but I hope you didn't do that, lol :P Be the bigger person. You deserve better than this guy and you know that and he knows it too, no matter how "cool" he acts about this breakup. He is just trying to hide that he has made a huge mistake and he knows it. Just leave him and don't waste another second of your life on this asshole.

felipe87 2

Friday 12 October 2012 16:54

No make up sex is better because your guaranteed sex again

Blueskiesforme 10

Friday 12 October 2012 16:58

Guess you now know what his priorities are.

Enslaved 36

Friday 12 October 2012 17:03

I never understood break up sex. Maybe he's hoping that if the sex is that great, you'll change your mind on leaving him. As the joke goes. Q: What do women and tile floors have in common? A: If you lay them correctly, you can walk all over them forever. (or something like that)