Health: Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went...

By minty - 14/03/2015 03:52 - United States

Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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Tasty snack

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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Good smell

By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML.

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Extreme reaction

By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Broke boy

By LemonTree - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Hungary

Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

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devildog562 33

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:15

Vapor rub smells amazing. At least when you can't breath .

cutycat136 28

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:26

At least you didn't smell bad without a shower. Still creepy though. Hope you feel better OP.

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Magnettik 16

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:22

Well that's not creepy at all

cutycat136 28

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:26

At least you didn't smell bad without a shower. Still creepy though. Hope you feel better OP.

ihartmytdi 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:27

His statement only gets creepier when you take into consideration that he said "today" How many times has he smelled you? o_O

dakatabg 31

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:28

He was being sarcastic

hereicomment 18

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:28

Maybe he was being sarcastic or something

codytallica 38

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:28

He probably thought it was bengay!

abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:35

You little "VICson" You just can't turn off that natural sexuality can you? You still got it going on, even when you're sick!

abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:37

You little "VICson" you. You've got it going on even when you are sick!!!

sstahpp 33

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:43

That stuff smells awesome though.

cornyrob 33

Saturday 14 March 2015 21:54

I like the smell of it, too.

Desi_D123 27

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:49

Congrats. Now you can start a perfume line for old people.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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Today, after arguing with my husband over who needed the car more, I thought he clearly won. As the loser, I spent the day walking everywhere. Later, I learned that he thought I'd won and left the car in our apartment parking garage for me while he took the bus to work. FML

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Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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Today, I sat my end of year assessment. I was quite pleased that nothing I learned in my syllabus came up on the test. FML

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Today, I got a flat tire. While trying to change it, I dropped my phone down a storm drain. I had to hitchhike home, and the guy who picked me up told me he wasn't even sure I wasn't a serial killer. I told him I wasn't. He then said, "That's what a serial killer would say." FML

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Tasty snack

Good smell

Extreme reaction

I can explain

Broke boy

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