By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML
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khorstmye 15

He knew. He was trying to take the attention away from you so you wouldn't be embarrassed.

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cutycat136 28

Own up to it. If he takes it bad, maybe not a choice for you. Considering everyone has to fart sometimes, he should understand that it happens. Shouldn't be a big deal.

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LastResort318 14

Everyone farts so just own up to it when you do.

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TheCookieComet 23

lies normal girls don't fart everyone knows that. this girl should seek medical help

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Livelife121 30

Girls don't fart. We let out a pleasant smell of daffodils

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teazyfisher 14

#23 exactly, but this girl's own must have been mixed with some ammonia.

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iAlissa 34

Actually, I fart. I emit a pleasant aroma of lilac all while glitter and rainbows shoot from my ass.

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Pink185054 16

Well it looks like you're in a stinky situation

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Llama_Man2000 26

Don't worry, if the date is kind then they won't mind and they will realise it is just a natural thing.

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Jake42100 17

He knew it was you,He just didn't want to csll you out on it...

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devildog562 33

I want to know what you ate to make him think it came from the engine.

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wtffml1979 22

I agree!! And just cause of being curious, what in hell comes from the car that goes wrong and smells like a rank fart??

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poostickles 14

#18 a dodgy catalytic converter will make it smell like a pleasant mix of sulfur and demon farts

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giantsfan2010 23

The engine used a different kind of gas though!

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khorstmye 15

He knew. He was trying to take the attention away from you so you wouldn't be embarrassed.

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codytallica 38

Either that or he is an idiot for mistaking a fart for an engine problem.

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interesting33 36

But if he knew couldn't he have simply ignored it? Pretended nothing happened? It sounds like it was silent.

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thenameisfatma 23

#59 But what if the smell was so bad that there was no way he didn't smell it so he just wanted to assure her that he did smell it but he's going to ignore it and make it seem like it came from the car?

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usaidwhat82 21

I'd probably feel embarrassed too, but in the future, just tell him. It happens to all of us. :-)

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cutycat136 28

Own up to it. If he takes it bad, maybe not a choice for you. Considering everyone has to fart sometimes, he should understand that it happens. Shouldn't be a big deal.

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stevenN659 24

I fart heaps, they dont stink though. just noise haha

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SteamyPenguin 46

#17 Sure sure. I've heard this tale before. When we started dating my husband said that '...they are predominantly noisy, not smelly.' HE LIED!!!!

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