Kids: Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy...

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By kewtness_17 - 01/10/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By lalibear - 03/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML

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Spray it loud

By anonymous - 16/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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beddington 7

Sunday 17 February 2013 9:53

He's just reminding the puppy who's house it really is.

firefly319 7

Sunday 17 February 2013 9:54

I'd suggest crating him but that's probably illegal...

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Shrouds 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:00

spray him with a bottle and take him to the puppy pad.

waffule365 16

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:01

Time to train both of them lol

buckdharma 36

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:10

I hope your son isn't double jointed.

Atrocyty 16

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:11

Start taking him out into the yard.

zilla52 12

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:25

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Show it anyway

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 17 February 2013 11:25

Not every. Kid pees. on everything. they see.

Dixbfloppin 11

Sunday 17 February 2013 11:34

why are. we talking. like this.

roachyroo 5

Sunday 17 February 2013 13:06

Known. Better. Than. To get. A dog

supportcommand 17

Sunday 17 February 2013 15:11

I just read. All of. These. Comments. In William. Shatners. Voice.

Dixbfloppin 11

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:25

Stick his nose in it. That'll teach 'im.

ViviMage 38

Sunday 17 February 2013 12:22

19, the teaches the dog nothing. Catch in the act or he won't understand. And you then have to clean his nose before he aspirates it into his lungs and gets pneumonia.

toelie 26

Sunday 17 February 2013 12:38

I think they meant the son's nose.

happle 21

Sunday 17 February 2013 18:56

45, that teaches the kid nothing. If you don't catch him immediately, he won't understand. Then you'd have to clean his nose before he breathes it in and gets pneumonia.

nnnope 26

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:34

I'm pretty sure puppies pee on things because they have limited bladder control...

StaceeeP 23

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:52

I always thought that too, and that they only started marking their territory as they matured because that's what my dogs did

ViviMage 38

Sunday 17 February 2013 12:28

Puppies are tiny. Their bladders are tiny. They haven't fully mastered control and where to go that is allowed, like outside or on a pad. They can have bed wetting or accidents for the same reason our kids do. Small breeds keep a tiny bladder with limited water storage.

DDCA 24

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:37

Establish dominance!

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 17 February 2013 10:39

You should have appended that he will get dat ass spanked if he tried the same thing. But you know what young ones do with knowledge -- they abuse the shit out of it until they cease to benefit from it.