Kids: Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going...

By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By historyfreak_17 - 17/06/2012 07:11 - United States - Dearborn Heights

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

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Vamphyre73 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:12

Kids and their silly comments. But why would you even specify what type of shopping?

Damn_Hippster 11

Wednesday 21 December 2011 0:13

Why would you tell your 2 year old that you were going to go bra shopping? He's only 2. He obviously doesn't understand.

Comments

LilaBear 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 14:01

Why would you even bother trying to explain bras to a 2 year old??

babyd03 0

Friday 23 December 2011 10:56

geeeeeetttttt owwwwnnnnneeed little nipple bitch!

kphippie 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:03

What a b z you should dump her

StephanyTheSheep_fml 4

Sunday 25 December 2011 17:15

Don't ya know small children are like parakeets! They repeat everything they hear...you are now looking forward to weeks of your child saying "boobies".

17limk 0

Monday 26 December 2011 7:30

why were you going bra shopping with a lityle boy????

Hakando 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:18

What did you do to your son!

nerpy_derpy_doo 3

Friday 6 January 2012 0:14

awhh.. thats cute ^_^... but so embarassing! atleast he didnt run off in Walmart and start poking all the bras inthe center of the cup shouting "NIPPLE NIPPLE!" each time. apparently i did that XP