Intimacy: Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By anonymous - 19/03/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

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You deserved it 25 071

By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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You deserved it 5 950

Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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You deserved it 20 828

By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

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You deserved it 14 070

No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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You deserved it 34 712

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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KingDarsh 5

Thursday 11 January 2018 22:04

its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 14 January 2018 6:38

I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.

Comments

bobsanction 18

Monday 15 January 2018 18:45

Karma as hell dude.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 16 January 2018 2:42

YDI for faking orgasms. Never, ever fake an ******. Seriously, honey, if your boyfriend isn't getting you off, tell him what he needs to do to get you off. That said, your boyfriend should not be discussing your sex life with people like that.

jriley4u 17

Tuesday 16 January 2018 7:11

Some people can’t finish with sex alone. If you feel the need to fake it, then at least clench the vaginal muscles during the performance.

xXDemonWolfXx 13

Tuesday 16 January 2018 20:37

Well don’t fake it and he won’t get the wrong opinion.

mrsmisled519121 6

Tuesday 16 January 2018 20:58

Lol same girl. same.

stinkfire0971 20

Wednesday 17 January 2018 5:28

play stupid games win stupid prizes

ncparry 18

Friday 19 January 2018 1:26

You can’t tighten and contract while you are faking?

James Thompson 8

Saturday 20 January 2018 6:34

To have a truly happy, healthy relationship, you gotta have great communication skills. If his routine isn’t doing it for you, faking things won’t make him change it. Tell him what to do. Guide him, teach him, and reward him with praise ( and blow jobs) when appropriate.