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By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

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LittlexSparrow 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:29

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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rohanp 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:04

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

Hayman68 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:04

i feel sorry for you

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LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 1:51

I wAited for the bus. School was the week after.

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 1:51

I wAited for the bus. School was the week after.

Bekavera 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:05

Awwww shit, I have done that before....soooo funny

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:05

well was the bird okay?

whatupd 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:26

You fail badly

justalilcrazy 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:52

I guess that bird was just ment to die today

ac2_fml 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:59

Off of **

goomonk 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:05

F the birds life

varkey 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:17

That really does suck. FYL

bbrrumsky_fml 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:56

Sucks to be u!

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:57

Sucks to be the bird

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