By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML
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LittlexSparrow 0

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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rohanp 0

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

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hotpinkpepsi 6

I'd be happy... you still have a whole day off go to barnes and nobles, read a book and get Starbucks :D

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Retired_Panda 7

i do that almost everyday lol love it. *sigh* i have no significant life of which to speak of...

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XCraig 0

I think you owe a certain bird's family an apology hmm?

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DocBastard 38

Why? Because only women forget things? Only women hit birds with their cars? Only women are clumsy? Or is it because you're a ******* sexist piece of shit who thinks it's funny to degrade women for a cheap laugh? Well get this: it isn't funny. And you're an asshole.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well of you took a minute to recognize all the hints the world was tossing at you maybe you would've stopped at tripping o.O (assuming you believe in that /:)

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sillymcjews 0

is hitting a bird bad? i tend to think of it as feeding the poor/homeless

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walterism 0

someone was clearly trying to tell you not to go to work today

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