By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 929
You deserved it 25 618

Same thing different taste

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You seem disappointed, would you have preferred to fall on the freeway? there there... there there.

Hey, you got your bike up to 75...for the first time, that takes guts. And you got your first drop out of the way--and not at speed. That's fortuitous! Sounds like a win to me! Just wear your gear all the time and have fun on the bike...

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xGabri3L 3

I'm guessing you have a 250cc motorcycle or lower! And only kawasakis make them. (:

Basballplaya16 4

that sucks. what kind of bike you got I got a 2009 ninja green on green.

Error504 6

This is more of a "Lol" situation than a "FML" situation. Sorry OP.

A bunch of cocksucking, stereotypical bikers ITT. You guys are the reason people hate motorcycles, and likely don't give a **** where you are on the road.

uh..... yeah. maybe your life would suck more if you fell off the bike going 75 miles per hour, so be grateful for that.

only 75? 100 is comfortable for me on my cbr600f4i, and I've done 130. what are you on, a ninja 250? lol.

Neat, you're a reckless, inconsiderate asshole Do you by chance wear TAPOUT or have Monster Drink branding on apparel you wear?

Contrary to what some people here who probably never rode a bike seem to think, driving fast on a straight line is not hard. I'd even say it's the easiest thing to do. What's tough and takes a long time to know, actually, is to control the bike at low speed, like in the parking lot. I don't know ONE biker who never fall off his/her bike at low speed, myself included. And that's actually tougher for most women, not because they aren't as good as men, but because they usually are smaller and weight less. It's far easier to control your bike at low speed if you can fully put your feet on the ground and not just the toes, and when you weigh close to half the weight of your bike, and not just a quarter or a third.

464kremit 0

Man, if you are that afraid of your bike, you shouldn't be on it. Period.