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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
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loretah 0

You seem disappointed, would you have preferred to fall on the freeway? there there... there there.

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izawrtr 0

Hey, you got your bike up to 75...for the first time, that takes guts. And you got your first drop out of the way--and not at speed. That's fortuitous! Sounds like a win to me! Just wear your gear all the time and have fun on the bike...

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horneyhic 15

the faster ur going the easier it is to balance...to a point so yea it makes more sence that u would fall when ur parking

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Erindub 0

YDI for going to the mall

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lone_wolf81 0

loooooooool it's ok all of us dropped our motorcycles don't let that incident bother u, soon u will be a great rider

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joeinthedark 18

Maybe you should have spent more time practicing getting on and off your bike? Or driving at low speeds?

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one_hound 0

most bikes go down at slow speeds /has 4 bikes

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patiencek 0

so because you survived driving 75 mph but fell off your bike in a parking lot it's "fml?" you didn't get into an accident or break your bike, and your still alive. that's a good thing! it couldn't be THAT embarrasing. who cares what strangers think not like you will see them again anyway.

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cryssycakesx3 22

except in the mall!

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Everyone drops their bike sooner or later. Not that big of a deal. Consider yourself lucky you didn't drop it while going 75mph but instead in the parking lot where neither of you suffered much damage.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Ok, do a service to the public, and tell us what motorcycle is so crappy, that you are scared to bring it to 75 MPH, which is 5 less than the speed limit on most of the highways in Europe ? Godddam, I brought mine to 125 on the autobahn, and the thing was like on rail. And I was far from being the fastest

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Ok, do service to the public and stop being an ass hole. The OP is a woman, if you haven't noticed. 65mph is a speed limit on most highways in the US. If you have no fear of becoming a road kill doesn't mean that OP should treat the roads like a race track.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

The rider is a woman, so that means it's harder for her ? What kind of sexist crap is that ? My GF is a rider as well, and she's faster than me. I'm serious, really serious, when I say that, if you are scared at 75 MPH, then you are not fit to ride a motorcycle. And the highway speed in the US is irrelevant to that point.

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