Love: Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush,...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By violetbcracecar - 14/12/2016 03:48 - United States - Suisun City

Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML

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By kiwi - 11/11/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:15

You may have gotten laid but the price was paid

lily05_fml 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:08

You should have done it in the shower

Comments

lavieestbelle_fml 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:23

If your crush is real you'll look beyond that... provided that this is not a general hygiene issue and she takes the necessary steps to get rid of the lice

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 28 June 2015 21:45

Lice actually prefer clean hair so it wouldn't really be a hygiene issue anyways.

denden_mushi 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:25

Looks like she gave you love lice. In all seriousness, why did she not tell you before things went down? That seems highly irresponsible of her. She clearly wasn't thinking with her head. :(

Jowisee 29

Saturday 27 June 2015 17:17

Maybe she was embarrassed.

SubparAtBest 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 17:44

#14 Based on your picture if you get downvoted and act salty about it will you die?

I_Bite 22

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:42

she may not have known, if someone has dandruff or itchy scalp they may not know it's lice

Setareh23 34

Sunday 28 June 2015 6:14

I'm guessing she had no idea she had lice.

Tournesol143 28

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:31

Wow, this puts a whole new spin on head case.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:39

so... which head are the lice on?

MonstreBelle 29

Saturday 27 June 2015 17:22

I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she didn't know she had it. My little sister got it from a classmate last year and it was a bitch to get rid of. None of the lice shampoos worked and I thought I was going to have to shave her head. A co-worker of mine suggested using a hair product called cholesterol. You can find it at the drugstore. All you need to do is cover your hair in a thick coat of it, cover your head with a shower cap or saran wrap, and leave it in for at least 8 hours. It suffocates the lice. Just make sure you use a lice comb to get all of the nits out, otherwise the lice will come back. And wash all of your clothes and bedding in really hot water to kill any that might be on them.