Friends and Health: Today, after finding out that I would never be able to move my...

By LordCrafte - 15/05/2013 23:43 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after finding out that I would never be able to move my dominant arm again, I decided to talk to my best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, "It really bugs me that you made this conversation all about you." FML

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By a_boring_snuffkin - 16/05/2020 02:00

Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 03:00 - United States - Leawood

Today, I finally shared some of my insecurities and difficulties I’m experiencing with a close friend. The response was great, they listened, and gave advice. Later I met another friend, who said that they’re here for me. Everyone was just trying to help, but now almost everyone I know knows. I feel worse than before. FML

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Awkward conversation

By anon - 28/12/2019 05:00 - United States - La Puente

Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 02:33

Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML

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You deserved it 281

Ex-friend

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 03:00

Today, my friend, knowing my mental health is really bad right now, decided to yell out the fact I have an eating disorder, and how she never sees me eat ever, then started to talk about self-harm and how she would never do it despite what she has gone through. All while side-eyeing me when talking to other people. FML

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The one with the phone addiction

By Anonymous - 29/06/2019 05:15

Today, after feeling like I've been sucking as a friend and contacting a friend who has called me their best friend, but doesn't talk to me much, we grabbed a coffee. The whole time I was trying to have a conversation, she was on her phone. FML

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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Pick me up

By Ugh - 15/11/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML

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NeatNit 32

Thursday 16 May 2013 8:57

Drop the 'best' part. Actually, drop the 'friend' part.

eddeeezzyy 19

Thursday 16 May 2013 8:56

Well, I mean, you are kinda venting to her about your personal issue, so basically you are talking to her about yourself. She should be more of an understanding friend. And respectful.

Comments

UnluckyGenius 21

Thursday 16 May 2013 10:01

I am disgusted with myself as I was reading I thought OPs friend would make a masturbatory joke. Anyway, come on man you should have asked if she got any new purses!

frustratedcelt 18

Thursday 16 May 2013 10:42

Time to get a new best friend? Seriously, you are worth more than that.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 16 May 2013 10:47

Yes, time to find a real best friend, this one clearly isn't. #10 & #13 > you're both morons

gracehi 31

Thursday 16 May 2013 11:57

They were just trying to be funny, which is what this site is for. Unfortunately there's just no humor in this situation--only sadness.

rebelmonster 3

Thursday 16 May 2013 10:59

gotta choose more considerate friends. except we don't know context, for example was your friend talking about problems of their own before you vented? while I'm sure your predicament is worse, sometimes other people want a chance to vent too.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Thursday 16 May 2013 11:13

1-800-slapAhoe! using your other arm obviously....

RosesAndRhinos 6

Thursday 16 May 2013 16:04

Too soon, my friend. Too soon

Radoh 3

Thursday 16 May 2013 11:15

Slap her with your remaining arm.

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Thursday 16 May 2013 12:48

That's what fapping does to ya.

Caitlon 6

Thursday 16 May 2013 12:50

Well stop being selfish.

Metallica36176 16

Friday 17 May 2013 0:01

People need to realize, not everything is 50/50 like they think it is. Certain days someone can give 100 and others just 10....that's not being selfish. I always listen to.people but if I have a problem no one wants to hear....that's not being selfish that's people taking advantage. If you thought he was selfish, then you are the one that takes advantage.