Congratulations, Captain Obvious!

You know what they say! Nothing can stop true love! Except for a 6x10 maximum security jail cell.

You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to consult a phonebook, the internet or ask around were someone has moved.

The amount of times I see moving to Xyz on Facebook and then later "the new house pic". Its hardly surprising.

#32 or Liam Neeson, Taken style.

I think I should've indicated sarcasm in that comment. My fault.

Cute? It would've been tear worthy and considered romantic even. And then OP mentions creepy, all goes downhill from there.

it depends on the situation. if the ex appears to be an obvious creep/stalker then it wouldnt be cute

I think she's already tried that option...didn't work out too well

Run again

Anything you could do, I could do better. He might be a fast runner.

since when does that useless piece of paper stop anybody?

"go ahead, call the cops! They can't un-rape you!"

For real though, I think it's like $.45 and a book of them is somewhere between $8 and $10, at least where I live.

Still think gas to drive 100 miles would cost a bit more...

At some point dedication turns into just plain weird. OP should get a restraining order as soon as possible

I heard that scientists are attempting to get life on Mars by paying people that are up to living there. Maybe OP can live there.

Totally off topic but what good is money on Mars? Sure she gets away from the stalker and all that, but the point of paying people to go to Mars puzzles me? "Here's $100000 if you go to Mars" "What good is currency on Mars?" "Errrrrrrm" "No deal"

I have absolutely no idea. I was thinking the same thing when I first heard about the rumor lol

That money can a do a lot of good down here though. I reckon, either you'd get the money well in advance of your departure so that you could enjoy the benefits whilst still on earth. OR I think this one is more likely, the money will go to there families. I'm sure many peoples lives would be immeasurably changed by a large sum and many fathers would make that sacrifice I think. It seems legit to me.

I don't know, They wouldn't see them again. Then again parents say they would do anything for their children to have a better life so maybe they would. If I were a father though I'm not sure if I could ever be paid enough money to never see my Children and Wife again.

"I thought you had FIVE kids to feed Benny?" Aawwww shiiiit

I'll volunteer if they can promise me a triple-breasted *****!

OI learned today that ALOT of people volunteer to live on Mars. Once you're there you can't go back to Earth.