By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
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sagemarie209 12

you gotta keeper; } I love tax breaks.

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triplebeerox 27

Were those one of the first words he said during the proposal or did he say that later on to try to convince you to marry him? I feel that makes a difference...

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badluckalex 23

the first sentence makes it seem like hes not ready/was rushed into asking

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reneetlovesyou 30

What about "5 years of dating" sounds rushed to you?

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introductionn 13

I know what you mean #11; if he said it right after 'will you marry me?', it'd sound like he's just using her for the tax breaks. If OP thought about it for a while, it probably made him nervous, & he was trying to give her reasons to say yes.

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ahippienamedrae 10

Did you throw the ring in his face?

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JRT98 12

Why, I mean it's not the worse thing he could say.

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Dinonick 15

Wait until he sees the wedding bill....

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vairyhagina 11

You got the Best profile picture on FML...

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RedPillSucks 31

He'll probably combine the wedding with a business trip so he gets a tax write-off

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cakefete2 30

OP won't be poor after she claims a few of those tax breaks.

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fearlesscooldude 12

Did you take the TAX-i home after rejecting him?

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Respect101 17

Guys it is a smart idea! It makes more income for you everyone when taxes come in. It's beneficial doesn't mean he doesn't love her. He spent 5 years with her before. So you know he isn't just doing it for the money.

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dawood_k 27

Already family planing running through his head after having gotten that out

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josebaseball11 14

Well, he does have a point...haha but yea, I hope he was kidding about that part

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naived009 7

Being a woman, I'm not surprised that out of everything u probably said, that's was then only thing you heard

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qdawg06 23

It's kind of a win win though... Kind of but not really...

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pwnman 33

Your nickname for the FML you made has started my day with laughter!

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