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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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legodude28 16

It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.

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604 11

Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.

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yeti37 16

Sounds like Goldilocks banged him the first two times on different beds, but found your bed juuuuust right.

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Fall_Out_Boy_22 6

This comment made me laugh so hard lol nice

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thenewgirl29 20

That's really disrespectful and disgusting. She couldn't even attempt to cover it up by getting rid of the used condom.

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sirrubberduckie 35

If someone had sex on your bed, would you want to know? I agree that leaving a used condom around is a party foul, but I don't think her lack of a cover-up is the problem.

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thenewgirl29 20

I am not saying that is the problem but leaving a used condom means she doesn't give a shit whether or not she got caught or how gross that would be for her roommate.

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dylanhasemann 9

since it's your bed just join in next time. i'm a virgin as you can tell

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LunaRebirth 7

This comment gave me figurative cancer.

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kalbrek009 20

After seeing your comment & profile pic...I now fully understand WHY you're a virgin...way to go!

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Start keeping some itching powder near by and sprinkle it in your bed next time you leave and she has her boyfriend over

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

There's no way this could turn out bad for the op... /sarcasm/

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LunaRebirth 7

*sprinkles on bed* *leaves* *comes back later* *they didn't do it on your bed this time* *itching powder on your own bed* great plan.

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PennyLane27 32

Digging the idea of the itching powder. But sprinkled I'm roomies underwear drawer. Silent retaliation. And when roomie freaks out over a possible STD, hilarity ensues.

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LeBandit 20

Sharing is caring they say....dont think it was meant to be used in this circumstance

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thatcoolguy123 14

that's so disrespectfully disgusting, please get new sheets... and pillows...

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MoroseMoose 47

Washing the sheets in hot water will kill all the nasty things on them! I know college students are strapped for cash and might not have money for new sheets.

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phone117 10

That sounds like a sticky situation

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Smoothjc1 6

Time for locks............................

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MoroseMoose 47

If they are in a dorm, it's probably just an open room with two beds. Locks won't help.

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KVKdragon 26

That is so messed up. People like that roommate really need to learn how to respect other people's boundaries -_-

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