Intimacy: Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my...

By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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It's not the size that counts

By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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Not mine

By alerra - 20/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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legodude28 16

Friday 9 January 2015 0:21

It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.

604 11

Friday 9 January 2015 0:20

Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.

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johnthejolly 10

Friday 9 January 2015 1:50

Profit from this, sell her your bed and take hers.

barney_stinson1 11

Friday 9 January 2015 2:15

Buy a comfortable bed for her then it will work true story

The_Duhh_King 2

Friday 9 January 2015 2:18

That sucks

G00N3R 19

Friday 9 January 2015 2:28

At least she told the truth I guess

Scryll 17

Friday 9 January 2015 2:52

And did you smackabitch?

missbrit818 20

Friday 9 January 2015 3:30

Time for a new roommate

demonfacee 14

Friday 9 January 2015 3:45

You two both need new mattresses, and it'll help if you wash your bedsheets.

money2g 7

Friday 9 January 2015 3:52

Shit in her bed. See how she likes it.

sirrubberduckie 35

Friday 9 January 2015 4:08

The way you find something under the covers when you're already in bed is *not* usually by sight, so I bet that was a really, really unpleasant experience.