Intimacy: Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my...

By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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It's not the size that counts

By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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Not mine

By alerra - 20/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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legodude28 16

Friday 9 January 2015 0:21

It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.

604 11

Friday 9 January 2015 0:20

Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.

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JoSmokes 10

Friday 9 January 2015 4:40

On the bright side at least she used protection and hopefully won't be giving birth in your comfortable bed.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 9 January 2015 4:49

Clean your sheets and move on with your life.

AshleyScruggs 14

Friday 9 January 2015 4:53

Curb stomp that bitch. Or just kick her out, it's really up to you.

hayhay3802 4

Friday 9 January 2015 5:04

I had sex in my friend's bed before. I dont think it counts though because it was my friend I had sex with so...

glensss18 5

Friday 9 January 2015 5:35

I would hurt someone! ?

tbon3r 15

Friday 9 January 2015 5:49

at least she wasn't being condomscending :)

sirrubberduckie 35

Friday 9 January 2015 6:10

Did you really just?

anabanana101 15

Friday 9 January 2015 5:53

So classy

cornbread41 5

Friday 9 January 2015 6:50

She has no respect get a new roommate.. Who's to say this was the 1st time... Eww now ur laying in there juices ??

nialls_girl 13

Friday 9 January 2015 6:59

Find out what she's allergic to.

kirbs19 37

Friday 9 January 2015 7:09

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