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By gross - 15/07/2016 03:06 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, after giving a potential employee a drug test and instructing her to leave her urine sample in the bathroom, she not only brought it into the office, she spilled it on the front desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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Are you taking the piss?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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By heck - 12/08/2016 13:57

Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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Straining

By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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Overdoing it

By Zill - 17/11/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML

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floridagreg 10

Friday 15 July 2016 13:13

That would really "piss" me off.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 15 July 2016 13:16

I think wee all agree that that's really unpleasant. Still, you'd bladder clean that up before it starts to smell.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Friday 15 July 2016 15:42

Well she failed the stupid test, drug test shouldn't matter now

bloobalooby 24

Friday 15 July 2016 15:48

She's probably writing her own FML right now

pailofshit 5

Friday 15 July 2016 16:04

what a terrible situation urine

SquilliamFancy 15

Friday 15 July 2016 16:17

I mean, you now know that this "potential employee" has an absolute inability to follow directions, is incredibly clumsy, and probably shouldn't become a "legitimate employee". As much as it sucks that she soaked everything in her own piss, you were given a taste of her actual capabilities. And if you asked me, you've definitely dodged a bullet here.

interesting33 36

Friday 15 July 2016 22:29

It can happen, you are nervous, maybe you are unsure if you should leave it in the bathroom. Maybe it is an unusual situation and she got confused. Cut her some slack

SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:44

In a professional environment where your every move is being assessed by your possible employer, you better hope it DOESN'T happen, lest you end up like this girl; without a job and being posted about on a website.