By gross - 15/07/2016 03:06 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, after giving a potential employee a drug test and instructing her to leave her urine sample in the bathroom, she not only brought it into the office, she spilled it on the front desk. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

I think wee all agree that that's really unpleasant. Still, you'd bladder clean that up before it starts to smell.

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samwilliams800 28

If she can't follow simple instructions I don't see her lasting long at her job if hired. Sounds like someone who used to work where I do.

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Cherubapples 4

not gross, urine is technically cleaner than tap water

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AverageAvarice 23

Do you volunteer to test this statement by bathing in urine? Let me go collect some catheter specimens, so we can ensure you get the freshest batch. Already pre-warmed to body temp.

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Sparx1_1 16

I clicked FML but if you hire this idiot then I'm coming back to change it to YDI

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Chazzster 28

Somehow I suspect it might have been intentional either as a way of protesting having to get a drug test or with the intent of making you give up on having them get a drug test.

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countryb_cth 38

That would be a seriously stupid idea on her part considering that OP probably took note that this girl can't even follow simple directions. So I highly doubt she will get the job, plus that's absolutely disgusting if she did it on purpose. Also it's a horrible way to get out of a drug test.

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alaina1104 11

I spilled my first-ever urine sample all over the bathroom floor at the doctor's office. I frantically called for my dad, who was waiting outside, and he snuck into the girls' bathroom to help me clean up. We ran out of paper towels and had to move on to toilet paper, and then he broke the sink completely off the wall while leaning on it.

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littlekellilee 45

Aww he out-embarrassed himself for you. He sounds like a sweet Dad

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interesting33 36

That must have been mortifying for her. A complete accident. I don't understand why you would leave the pee in the bathroom, I would be concerned someone else would throw it out or it would get mixed up or something.

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ReilyStafford 13

Naw, all you need is a 44oz cup of water and it'll be Ok.

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hardcorepunk87 18

Candidate follows orders precisely: unsatisfactory

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