Intimacy: Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Superfuzz Big Muff

By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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Crotch rot of the mouth

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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hockeyhouse 5

Wednesday 30 June 2010 0:41

If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:19

What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D

Comments

Alexis31609 9

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:49

What a jerk.

dyld921 2

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:45

Gay guys never have this problem. On the contrary, that makes it better.

ilovecodyk 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:57

weird ass boyfriend

A_black_dude 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:12

maybe she tried to kiss him before swallowing

jennadol95 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:19

You don't need to pro-create. You're an idiot. Just shut up and don't give head if you can't handle his reactions afterwards. 

aussie_babe91 5

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:34

no cum in my mouth sorry boys, but i love kissing after he has gone down on me, or i go down on him. afterwards you feel closer to each other!

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:37

He doesn't want to taste his own dick. He wants a sammich, now go make one!

hhheeeyyyooo 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:56

FYL because guys should be willing to do whatever it is that they expect us to do and vice-versa. I'd taste myself if my husband asked, but we don't care. We make out after oral, for both of us. If it comes out of your (men) body and you're soooo grossed out by it, then how can you expect us (women) to enjoy it too? Same goes for women towards men. Or men-to-men, women-to-women if you swing that way.

xXLenaXx 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 16:26

that's a good point, how are we meant to enjoy something guys find gross? it shows self-respect and confidence in his own body, which is hot, if he doesn't mind. same goes for women, obviously. :)