By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

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Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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hockeyhouse 5

If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D

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xXLenaXx 0

when a guy wants to kiss after, it's definitely hot. :)

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23kellen23 0

lmao 129. if my girl ever did that I'd be so pissed lmao

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Romeo69 0

I don't have a girlfriend so none of this could even happen to me

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shadowsbane 0

I'm surprised my gf wants to kiss me after I've been down on her, but I definitely don't do the same when she goes down on me. OP, if your boyfriend doesn't want to kiss you after, then you either need to get used to it or find a new boyfriend.

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Euphoric_boner 0

that's why men like you suck. you have no care.

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alexFYL 11

OK let me get this straight. Guys and girls are putting their mouths around, and licking, the area we urinate from. But, a little cum on your lips is no dice? Hmmmm.

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bennyboy111 7

I wouldn't let a chick kiss me when she went down on me unless she used some mouth wash

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bennyboy111 7

228 chicks don't urinate from their ****** dumbass there's a urethra above it where they pee

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Euphoric_boner 0

yeah but when you're giving oral to her you're not jus licking her vulva... that's not the only part that feels good. that's why men can't give women head. and even so. it's not like when she pees the urine only stays there and doesn't run somewhere else before she wipes.

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monster_tamer 11

From what I've heard, guys who refuse to give head or orally pleasure their lovers don't have a girlfriend for long. Certainly, it's reasonable for you to want to put your mouth somewhere clean... but that can be easily arranged under normal circumstances. With a shower. It's very simple.

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Kulu_fml 0

You should have known better, silly sucker.

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HerpiliePurplies 0

14... She went down on him - not at all equal to traditional sex, and second of all, women bleed. Thats nasty.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Easy option. Guy doesn't have to go down on the girl when she's on her period. There! Solved! No bloody taste.

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Euphoric_boner 0

stupid men. if you think she's bleeding all the time. I think a lot of women would kill themselves. and wtf why doyou think that with you have sex you have no blood of your stinking penis. huh? or do you think she bleeds out of a different hole? hmm?

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monster_tamer 11

I think if women were bleeding all the time, they'd have to kill themselves. As it is, we still have to deal with it (on average) for roughly a week out of every four. Still not pleasant, but better than the described alternative.

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