By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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RougeRamirez 8

Apparently your mouth

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gideeupp 9

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

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hellproof023 6

Why would say something so slutty where your dad could POSSIBLY hear.. Ydi

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dolphins_penny 5

we don't know how old OP is, but when we visit his parents or my parents we don't have sex a the house out of respect, and even if its okay that she had sex it was very inappropriate to scream out something so obscene. have some dignity, you make all women's sound like ******. ydi, and I am coming to the assumption that your underage and having sex, so shame on you, I feel bad for your father since he heard that. completely destroyed ur image for him.

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katie1989 9

Dont have sex in your parents house. Ew YDI

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Twisted_Angel 17

Where in this post does it say she was in her dad's house? How do you know the dad didn't come over to fix something, and the boyfriend let him in? You people jump to conclusions way to easy. FYL op, that really does suck!

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_wraith 15

I think that would have been added in there if that were the case. If the father didn't live there/she didn't live at home and he (the father) was suddenly there it would have definitely been added. "Today, after having great sex with my boyfriend, my father came over unexpectedly." Yadda yadda yadda, you get the point.

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fatou_fml 7

Fix what??? The hell are you talking about she was having sex at home before he came he would have mentioned that in the story

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tsent8 15

Yep the hole in your dads heart after he heard your comment

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mykelinva 4

4-that is the funniest statement in this website I have read so far! Thanks for making my day!

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_wraith 15

Why would you even THINK about yelling something like that in a house with more people than just you and your boyfriend? YDI jackass. It's one thing to be caught by a parent, it's quite another to not only announce it to the house but in a totally "classy" way.

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robertar 3

Oh my god, poor you! I hope the sex was at least worth it

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Iniezian 18

This isn't really your FML as much as your dad's. You'll probably get off with some punishment or restrictions you'll forget all about eventually. And given the fact that you've been having discreet sex with your bf, you'll probably still be able to find a way to see him even if you're forbidden. It's your dad whose basically punished forever Poor daddy will NEVER be able to unhear his little angel saying that.

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