Intimacy: Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while...

By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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RougeRamirez 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:51

Apparently your mouth

gideeupp 9

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:49

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

Comments

thathipsterchick 2

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:06

Why just why would you have sex if your dad was in the same home 0_o? I mean, I understand if you had no clue because they had left earlier and stuff, but if you knew, YDI :|

badactor009 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:20

Not exactly what every Dad wants to hear coming from his daughters mouth. But he already knew you are a three holer, right? If he didn't, he does now. At least you only had one guy with you. You can spring that on Mom and Pops another time.

Grauncho 27

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:25

Today, I greeted my daughter's boyfriend while he was drinking some water and started for the stairs when I suddenly heard, "Damn, babe. I'm covered in cum. Was there a hole you didn't fill?" It was my daughter. FML

ma77 9

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:47

How is that something to jokingly shout out? He knows where he came.

benmec 18

Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:35

Then you should yell, hey dad are you proud of me? And then give dad a little wink!

Colecto_fml 26

Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:57

I don't think I've ever seen a more disturbing comment on FML o.O

zandalee 19

Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:02

Keep looking. There are lots here.

legal371 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:38

Yeeeep. This place is filled with em

acetheone 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:51

might have saved yourself the trouble by just showing him the footage. YDI.

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 10 October 2012 11:54

You know, I have nothing against having sex in the same house as your parents, since a young couple can't easily afford a place of their own. But the keyword here is dignity, aka, be quiet. You missed that one.

ForTheRavers 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:27

Tramp

ForTheRavers 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:37

Sorry FML! Not the way a nice young lady would behave, perhaps,

aimeesea75 16

Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:45

...at least it wasn't breakup sex..?

Snake867 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:00

The FML should be: As I walked upstairs to my room after a long day at work, I heard my daughter shout, "damn babe, I'm covered in cum, you filled every hole!"