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By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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By jobless - 07/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML

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By Loser - 04/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML

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By KayIsKiwi99 - 29/08/2016 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML

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By captainfail - 14/07/2009 15:27 - Germany

Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML

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By sam - 26/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By telefucked - 31/07/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 06:00

Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML

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By LFE - 16/10/2013 04:40 - United States - Liberty Hill

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

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DrMime 10

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:22

"He's just so qualified! But I can't reach him! GAHH!!!"

zfrt 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:23

Next time try thinking before you do something as important as applying for jobs.

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mike3775 35

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:20

Actually #9, my reply was supposed to be an individual comment, but I had quoted #2 then changed my mind in replying to him, but for some reason even after refreshing the page, it came up as a response to #2

tdog567 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:23

Hopefully you put down your e mail and then you can pretend that you don't have a phone, and you didn't just forget

RainaMadeilline 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:45

Lol how did that turn out

STEALTHYBUNNYY 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:55

this is a repost

BrittyBFMV 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 7:08

You stole this FML. I seen it on here about 2 years ago..

agreedtodisagree 4

Thursday 1 March 2012 7:34

Another way to make yourself feel better.

erickk89 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 9:54

No email on your resume?!!

tuppencej777 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 10:34

Did you forget to write your name on tests in school, also?

Nthabz 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 17:12

Wow. Stupid much?

silencebabyy 23

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:44

If you put your email. Youll be fine unless theyre too lazy to email you

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