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By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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You deserved it 31 892

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By jobless - 07/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML

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You deserved it 31 737

By Loser - 04/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML

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By KayIsKiwi99 - 29/08/2016 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML

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You deserved it 16 213

By captainfail - 14/07/2009 15:27 - Germany

Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML

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You deserved it 74 999

By sam - 26/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML

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You deserved it 3 634

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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You deserved it 26 501

By telefucked - 31/07/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 613

You deserved it 4 226

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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You deserved it 53 012

Had any calls lately?

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 06:00

Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML

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You deserved it 1 401

Leave me alone

By LFE - 16/10/2013 04:40 - United States - Liberty Hill

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 620

You deserved it 45 444

DrMime 10

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:22

"He's just so qualified! But I can't reach him! GAHH!!!"

zfrt 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:23

Next time try thinking before you do something as important as applying for jobs.

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03262411 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:02

I've read this FML before...

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:04

The good news is you won't have a bunch of creepers calling you about exchanging a job for a 'job ;) But, then again, neither will the legit places.

ContradictionsAw 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:06

E-mail hopefully?

pagullarka 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:08

And you wonder why you don't have a job.

pagullarka 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:24

But good job for trying

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:30

toenibbler 14

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:31

Wait what?

hilary56 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:38

I mean you do deserve it but it's an honest mistake that happens lol! Sucks for you

swimmersrok 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:47

Two Words: BLONDE MOMENT!!!!

Mirequetz 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:42

I'm blonde and I would never be that stupid.

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:01

How fitting, OP: you act like a dumbass, now they can't hire a dumbass. The system works!

vintage3113 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:07

I've seen this fml like seven times lol

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Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML

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Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

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Had any calls lately?

Leave me alone

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