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By Username - 27/11/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

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By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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By melissa1028 - 18/10/2014 02:23 - United States

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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Saturday 27 November 2010 10:12

lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:21

I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.

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jlynntiger 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:07

ur stupid for falling for that

abbeymcnally 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:32

YDI for thinking you're sexy enough to do that.

abbeymcnally 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:34

He was probably using the picture for his own pleasure. Or possibly vomiting all over his key board.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:35

OP, you are dumb for falling for that. He never intended to have a relationship with you. All he wanted is the picture which he got with no effort. I bet he's thinking now "I can't believe that chick was so dumb! I didn't expect it to be that easy! "