Health: Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 17:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

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Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By poopy pants - 08/04/2013 01:47 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2022 18:00

Today, out of sheer stubbornness, my husband forced himself to go to the toilet despite severe constipation. He forced it so hard he now has a migraine and his nose won’t stop bleeding, but he won’t go see a doctor. He could have burst an artery in his brain but no, he knows better than "some doctor." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

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Sunako_fml 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:44

You boyfriend is an idiot for assuming like that..

bob7up 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:43

That's pretty bad for him to assume something like that.

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Rainbowbright99 4

Friday 22 June 2012 4:21

I am thinking the bf thought her butt-hole being ripped was the aftermath of an anal pounding, not the constipation.

Rainbowbright99 4

Friday 22 June 2012 4:23

If she was crying I have to think it's cause her hard poops tore her a new one.

shots1996 8

Friday 22 June 2012 4:43

Sounds like a pretty shitty situation for both parts of the FML

lilicoco_fml 5

Friday 22 June 2012 4:44

Poor OP :( I had the same issue before, and ended up having to have stitches there. I hope you feel better soon :/ and crack your boyfriend (hopefully ex now) across the head, maybe it'll knock some sense into him.

Levee44 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:14

Stitches? :O How did THAT happen?

maclieberman 5

Friday 22 June 2012 5:46

wow what a douchebag for him to assume something like that! dump his sorry ass for thinking that!

Rocky007 15

Friday 22 June 2012 5:51

I don't get it. You got it out, why go to the hospital? No wonder there are waiting lines at the Canadian hospitals.

mogeeker 1

Friday 22 June 2012 6:00

Hopefully he's your ex and he knows this about anal sex because........??

pennies_lane 6

Friday 22 June 2012 6:14

ooh, I feel sorry for your bum! ouch!

MrsAlexander83 10

Friday 22 June 2012 6:17

Next time don't push so crazy that it reduces you to tears. Take some sort of laxative and allow that to aide you in getting some relief! You def don't wanna be doing all kinds of crazy stuff now that will make you have to fight anal fissures or hemorrhoids when you are older. As for your "boyfriend"--I hope you got rid of him. He sounds like an insecure, unsympathetic jerk and not worth your time! I hope you get to feeling better soon!

dmandan 4

Friday 22 June 2012 7:32

Funny, you practically gave the same advise as I did..... Are you a Virgo ? Lol

Levee44 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:17

A laxative won't help a one-week old blockage :) No easy way to push that out through the old little butthole :)

linkinpark98 23

Friday 22 June 2012 6:20

Wow... He is an asshole. If he jumps so quickly into thinking you were cheating on him, I say to look for someone else. Once a person has thoughts like that, they always will.