Intimacy: Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first...

By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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idontknowyou123 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:09

y u no big enough

Nosrebor 8

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:09

Oh wow... Time to try again ;)

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harlan71 0

Friday 9 December 2011 23:22

Hmmm my friend is like this I told his ex she agreed then I made sure she wasn't ;)

CassidyC8 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 1:57

Sounds Like Somebody needs a pumper upper. :D

superman369 2

Thursday 29 March 2012 10:54

Taking it back to a classic..... NEEDLE DICK NEEDLE DICK NEEDLE DICK lmao

Unlucky_Gun 0

Monday 16 April 2012 4:55

Haha okay centimeter peter, let me handle her with my monster ****

XanderJayNix 17

Thursday 3 May 2012 8:08

Was her name Mary?

ElricMustang 23

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:09

Haha time to try once more

All_I_Need 4

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:57

It's terrible to know that doctors still spread idiotic myths about virginity and hymens.

t0rnadeau 4

Friday 29 June 2012 0:07

Why did she go to the doctor? To tell him she had sex so he could take a look I want to call bs

byron420 3

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:31

Wrong hole I guess lol

alexsandria83 18

Saturday 3 August 2013 22:02

Sucks to be u... And really sucks for ur gf

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