By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States

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Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26

*solemn voice* It's not the meat, it's the motion.

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Norrec86 7

#19 when you post from a phone the words arent there

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brown_and_yello 3

if you dont succeed at first, try try again! don't worry about dude, i'm sure it's happened to a lot of other people

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UnjustifiedClaim 15

"O-of course it's the hymen's f-fault! Damn t-t-thing harder to destroy than a Highlander! I mean, r-right? R-RIGHT?!"

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Sarojin 0

for your sake I hope you just got the wrong hole, dude. :P

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theblackzach 0

Sucks to be an Asian couple

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Martnikk 15

LoL Does that mean your dick is so small you can't reach even the hymen

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