Transportation: Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because...

By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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mrtoothpick 11

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:56

Well, nice try.

starsfan_9 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:00

That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband

Comments

PaRtY4lYfE321 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:09

wow that's sucks

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:06

hmm I smell dirty bus seats in your future my friend

iloveshh23 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:55

that really sucks.

hellscreem 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:14

Now you need to tape a note to your car saying you're on candid camera, it will be like a conversation between you and your assailent! Fyl though

tstevenson 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 15:54

stake out?

AfroNinja168 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:52

why would u not lock ur doors???

jay1010 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:36

stalkerr

shizzzy 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:48

stalkers these days

toxic10uhc 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:25

I LOVE that robber. I would leave him valuable things just for being awesome xD

Tomp131 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:18

Next time, hide somewhere in view of your car. The next time the robber comes to break in, come out of the shadows holding a baseball bat and say "nice try". That'll teach him haha.