By idontbleedfromthere - 22/08/2012 23:10 - United States - Indio

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML
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IOmnomHard 10

Imagine if you choked on it in your sleep and died...The police report would be something to see.

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bosschick97 4

hahahaha your life definitely sucks! So tell me. How does a tampon taste?

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LittleGreenPaola 23

Hope it was a clean one

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sensoon15 7

Stick one up their ass.

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MiloBear 11

I suggest you get a lock for your door that your roommate doesn't have a key to. Then you can sleep in peace.

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Sinkhole 26

They might just be sharing one room.

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zaynismylove 2

show him the 2 girls 1 cup video and he'll leave u alone

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mintcar 9

Just ruined a perfectly good Tampax Pearl.

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Rodders_SOTC 1

Pretty tame prank to be honest. Up the stakes.

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aprilita 8

As long as there's no blood on it...

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nonnieluv 9

I hope he intends to pay for all of the tampons he is wasting

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outoftown 26

#28, OP didn't say whether her roommate is a male or female. I'm guessing female. Hate to see what the pranks will be when she (or he) tires of tampons and ups the stakes.

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Dracoboxer357 35

31- Odds are in favour of the roommate also being female. If not, the prankster may very well start waking up Op with his penis in her mouth should he choose to escalate the Fun And Games. :p Doesn't sound too far fetched if the roommate Started with tampons in the first place. Scary stuff.....

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jaimeyfiction 0

hope it wasn't used. then id feel for u if not grow some balls n get em back.

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outoftown 26

#29, Grow balls? Good trick: OP is female.

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