By AllegroRubato - 04/12/2012 20:09 - Chile - Santiago

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Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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AllegroRubato 16

Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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Top comments

smallshaft 10

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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Comments

lexiepullen 7

It's probably because she couldn't make you do the same which upset her

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selahsmithereens 1

At the same time, guys usually only finish once, and usually that's way before they've made their partner finish too, why would she be that upset?!

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strange_em 6

My ex said the same thing to me! Seriously wtf!

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B5B0N35 18

uh is this on of thoes lose win situations

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meso222 8

No its just a win, if she decides to leae over it he already has everythin he could need for his life resume...

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panicsdisaster 17

Perhaps she's such a girly girl that she just feels guilty and is sensitive to the fact that she its getting more pleasure out of it than you. I bet age cries a lot.

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nvo 6

Did she want to show off in front of the neighbors?

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chrissy2 28

How is that unfair? She came more times than you did! if anything it's unfair for you!

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Badassname123 0

She's probably on her period. My girlfriend does the same thing, just leave her alone for a day and then start to talk to her again it always works for me.

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love_me_electric 20

Wouldn't multiple orgasms while you're on your period be kind of messy?

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chrissy2 28

PMS... Right before your period is when you are the most moody.

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billyw02 5

Forget her. If you can make a girl cum numerous times, you shouldn't have a hard time finding a new girlfriend.

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webshammo 8

How does that work? You just mention it in coffee shops? "Hey, I like your sweater and I can make you ****** multiple times."

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