By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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clair_brodie 35

Either use protection... or I am going with you are both too young to even be having sex.

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Patrick1904 4

Maybe you should swallow next time that would prevent stupid questions about that lol

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demo29 0

thats not a method of birthcontrol!

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BiNeko 12

I hate it when people say "we are pregant". Obviously not. =/

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madipoo_LOVE23 0

My ex thought babies come out of the butt and he said his mom, a nurse, said that. Yeah. The butt.

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evergrey 4

Does he also think that he will become pregnant as well? I wonder at the "we" part. Condoms are great, especially if you can't handle birth control pills...

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jasonman66 7

Wait, girls don't pee out of their vaginas? My mind is blown.

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Geary519 20

then where the hell does the pee come from?!?!

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wolfy_fml 5

Seriously? While guys have only one hole (urethra) for both semen and urine... girls have two. A urethra (for urine) and a ****** (leads to the uterus)... the whole area is not called a ******.

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