By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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eash 10

Peeing after sex can help reduce the risk the of of a UTI though. So it's good to pee after sex

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flashback_fml 14

Wow just wow

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n00b4liciou5 10

There are two holes?!!

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JessMaricle 5

Even tho he is stupid for saying that, my doctor did tell me (I am 28 weeks pregnant so it was my baby doctor) that peeing after intercourse does lower ur pregnancy chances but more so helps get all the bacteria out so u don't get a uti or bladder infection.

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sleepyglowstar 32

Urine does kill sperm though.... Jus sayin'

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rocker_chick23 27

No we don't, dumbass. Our urethra is above the vaginal opening. Please don't breed

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RandomRaveDude 10

I'm really sorry, but they never went over this in health... but where exactly do girls pee out of?

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fantasyworld 37

We pee out of our urethra which is above the vaginal opening.

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WalkingWhovian 11

THIS is why sex ed is so important in schools.

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