By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

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Moep20 24

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

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hannaaaahr 33

you deserve it for not using birthcontrol.

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dangitskathy 0

My ex said the same thing..

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MMMMMMPorkchops 1

I think we're all a little confused and curious about what goes on down there...

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Bob_Example 7

Hang on a minute, did he go to his sex ed class, or even worse did he pass his science exams!!

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sbearnb 0

My boyfriend has said the same thing! what do they teach these guys in sex ed?

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